He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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