I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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