so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
it wasn't lemon gatorade
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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