I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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