This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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