I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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