is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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