This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
