After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Dear god my vagina.
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