i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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