I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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