people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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