What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
