What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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