I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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