I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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