He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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