so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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