Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I need a beard to bite.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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