I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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