im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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