It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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