kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Dear god my vagina.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
