You're completely useless in the revolution.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize