If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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