Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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