Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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