just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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