My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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