do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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