Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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