West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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