You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
