he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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