where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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