she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize