another moral hangover. fuck.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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