That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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