Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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