am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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