:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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