Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
At least life still wants to fuck me.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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