oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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