these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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