I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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