i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Randomize
