She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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