He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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