So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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