How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
