the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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