Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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