Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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