I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize