is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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