D3 body, D1 cock
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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