I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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