C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Pants are for mortals
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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