Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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